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Would You Rather?

  • Fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
  • Only get to watch one TV show or only get to read one book for the rest of your life?
  • Always be 10 minutes late or 20 minutes early?
  • Be able to breathe underwater or be able to fly?
  • Your shirts always be two sizes too big or one size too small?
  • Give up bathing for a month or give up Internet for a month?
  • Live next door to your mortal enemy or live on a different continent than your best friend?
  • Be free from junk mail or free from spam email?
  • Be stuck on an elevator with someone with bad breath that won’t stop talking or someone with really strong perfume/cologne who keeps reapplying it?
  • Give up fruit or give up vegetables?

My answers:

  1. Horse-sized duck…and I’ll bring a huge piece of bread!
  2. One TV show! I can’t imagine only getting one book for the rest of my life!!
  3. Uh, well since I’m usually at least 10 minutes late, let’s go with the early one.
  4. Fly!!
  5. Two sizes too big for sure. Wearing clothes that are too small is so uncomfortable!
  6. Internet!! What kind of twisted question is this?!?
  7. Different continent because then I would have an excuse to travel!
  8. Free from junk mail – email spam filters are much better than having to constantly go through physical junk mail.
  9. Perfume/cologne. I think the bad breath would make me sick!
  10. Yikes! I guess I would reluctantly say fruit. Bye, watermelon.

Leave a comment and let me know your answers!

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Author: amberiam

I am Amber. Amber I am. I like to write things that sound like a Dr. Seuss book, evidently.

4 Comments on “Would You Rather?

  1. Fight a horse-sized duck

    Only get to watch one TV show

    Always 20 minutes early?

    Be able to breathe underwater

    Your shirts always be two sizes too big

    Give up Internet for a month

    Live next door to your mortal enemy

    Be free from spam email

    Be stuck on an elevator with someone with really strong perfume/cologne who keeps reapplying it?

    Give up vegetables?

    1. We could team up on the fight! Also, would you do mean things to your mortal enemy if you lived next door to him/her? Like blow your horn really early in the morning to wake them up? I don’t know why that’s the first thing I thought of…

  2. Ha! These are funny. I think I agree with all your answers except I’m undecided on the duck/horse battle. 🙂

    1. This was a huge debate at work yesterday. The way we figured it was that you only had one horse-sized duck to battle instead of 100 little creatures. We spent more time than we should’ve thinking about this! 😉

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